=I found this very funny=
So if I told people that Nick and I got a million dollar tip today[at work], people would flip. Some person left an obviously fake one million dollar bill by the potato chips. One of our regulars pulled it out and showed us it and placed it in our tip jar. It was very humorous but the bill itself, on the back, was very mean. I’ll post a picture and write out what it says on the back.
It says on the left
“The million dollar question: will you go to Heaven when you die? Here’s a quick test. Have you ever told a lie, stolen anything or used God’s name in vain? ((Yes to all)) Jesus said, ‘whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.’ ((Oh really now?)) Will you be guilty on Judgment Day? ((Yes, when the Terminators come down and kill us all)) If you have done those things, God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart. The bible warns that if you are guilty you will end up in hell. ((That wonderful, this is why I’m not religious)) That’s not God’s will –”
It says on the right
“He sent his son to suffer and die on the cross for you. You broke God’s law, but Jesus paid your fine. That means he can legally dismiss your case. He can commute your death sentence- ‘for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son. That whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life.’ Then he rose from the dead and defeated death. Please repent (turn from sin) today and trust alone in Jesus, and God will grant you the gift of everlasting life. Then read your Bible daily and obey it.”
I thought that the one million dollar bill as some joke but when I read this crap in the back, I was like… this is fucked up in every single way possible. This is probably one reason why I hate people trying to convert me to their religion. Please just stop shoving shit down my throat about something I don’t really care about. It pisses me off greatly because I’m happy being free and being Buddhist.
To Jeff- Please don't take offense to this. I just don't enjoy religious conversations.
To Hippo Girl's Minions(assuming they know who that is)- Please go to Hell =D
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Hey Zeron,
No offense taken, friend. Hey, we've been trying to get up with you. When are you working next? We haven't seen you since you went to SC!
Jeff
jeff, ill contact you later today if i can, been very very busy, i still have your note and number
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