So i was looking at this person's page ((on an internet dating site i go on for kicks)) and her age was set to 98...but she looked rather young, like 30 or so...So being my nerdy self, i messaged her and said
"98 O___o thats close to over 9000!" ((over 9000 being an internet meme from dragon ball z))
Then she told me
"Hi thanks for the IM :) You are so young - you shouldn't be online! go out and meet girls :) Good night."
At that moment, i completely head-desked myself, then she goes on to say
":) The rest of us are here because we have had many different relationsips (meaning: we're old)... You have so many years of dating ahead of you. Enjoy it!"
I continued to head-desk myself
"hahaha you're a cool kid - you'll be fine :) There are still too many years of bad dating expereinces for you. But everyone goes through them." ((notice the spell fail))
Well thank you lady...to inform me that my next few relationships will be "bad"
FUCK MY LIFE!
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