Things That Pisses Me Off

So you’re on the road and you see this shit head driver driving really horrible and you happen to see them WITH A PHONE ON THEIR EARS. I believe state law forbids youngin’s from talking on their cell phone while driving. The people I see driving are full grown adults, who happen to pick up their phones while driving, asking for a death wish. I’m sorry but, people talking on the road while driving causes death. I believe there is a statistics somewhere that points out that cell phone talking deaths/accidents are higher than drunk drivers. That’s why you see me freak out when YOU call me while I drive. I tell you to hurry the fuck up and save the shit for later, I don’t want to die.

So you go to a grocery store and go to the candy department and the first thing you look at is the STARBURST JELLYBEAN (trademark), and you buy 50 of them and run out. You go to a place, in my case it was at a math tutor, and you pop out a bag of STARBURST JELLYBEANS (trademark), and people start swarming over your table for some. As you hand some candy out, some jerk says, “I hate the yellow ones, they are nasty like fuck.” And my typical response is… “Do you want some or not?” it gets me thinking. When I “eat” my STARBURST JELLYBEANS (trademark) or ANY candy, like the normal STARBURST for example since people are picky which color they get; apparently the pink or red one is the best were as the yellow sucks balls… So anyways, I just take a hand full of STARBURST JELLYBEANS (trademark), and shove them in my mouth and I go to my happy place, where as this fucker next to me gets HIS/HER handful, flings out the bad colors and eats the rest ONE BY FUCKING ONE. My final thought, I DON’T CARE IF THE RED ONE IF THE BEST ONE, I BOUGHT A FUCKING BAG OF CANDY TO EAT IT, NOT TO BE FUCKING PICKY. EITHER YOU GET SOME OR NOT. To me…they all taste the same....why does it matter if one tastes better than the other…just put the candy in your mouth and enjoy!

You know me as the guy that freaking loves gundam to death. You know that guy over in the corner who knows just one thing…any gundam is apparently called “gundam wing.” And you have another guy looking you build a gunpla and calling it a “TRANSFORMER.” UGGHH you know HOW MUCH THAT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF? First of all, rx-78 gundam is NOT from wing…and SECOND, gundam DOES NOT equal transformer…*scrambles hand together and says* you want to know what my gundam transforms into? *after moving my hand a lot, I make a middle finger* THAT’S WHAT IT MAKES, “A FUCKING MIDDLE FINGER, FUCK YOU BITCH.” Anyways, gundam wing shouldn’t have been the first gundam released and the live action transformer movie shouldn’t ever been made. Whatever gets released to the general public…people automatically think something you do is THAT. And plus…gundam isn’t really popular in the west as Asia is…once again

GUNDAM DOES NOT EQUAL TRANSFORMER
GUNDAM DOES NOT EQUAL WING
And plus…version katoki wing gundam is better than that angel wing shit that everyone loves so much

Another thing that pisses me off, this girl named Tam, we all know about this devil....well not really her itself...I hate people leading on...wait nevermind...Tam is a skanky piece of shit who needs to rot in hell.

//zeron’s rant out